I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”
LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE
ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY
no we just hold it in for a week.
Just look at all of their faces individually
all i can see is james potter, kingsley shacklebolt, and sirius black high fiving in an ootp meeting
The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)
This is fucking Rad
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair
‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar
“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus
“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*
Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to
me when my crush talks to me
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
We found the Rosetta Stone just for this moment.
i’m a guy and i HATE IT when girls formulate a coup, take control of the Dai Li and invade the Earth Kingdom capital of Ba Sing Se