phan-you-not:

presidenthowell:

phantasticphil:

ffs guys 

are u shitting me rn

I’M PIS sing

slavery:

retiredjesus:

why am i so smooth

*thirst follows*

slavery:

retiredjesus:

why am i so smooth

*thirst follows*

onlinehumor:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.

barebackinq:

thewrongkhristol:

what i want in a marriage

Where is the sure jan picture

toyota:

the original hunties

toyota:

the original hunties

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.
Reblog if it’s okay to start talking to you.
"The female doesn’t want a rich man, or a handsome man, or even a poet. She wants a man who understands her eyes if she gets sad, and points to his chest and says, ‘Here is your home country.’"
- Nizar Qabbani (via middlenameconfused)
rose-meri:

eur0trash:

young Kate Middleton and Prince William 

OMG THIS IS PERFECT HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG

rose-meri:

eur0trash:

young Kate Middleton and Prince William 

OMG THIS IS PERFECT HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG

gingerdonna:

GUYS BUT IMAGINE THEATRE IN THE WIZARDING WORLD

A WITCH STANDING IN THE WINGS CASTING A TRANSFIGURATION CHARM ON THE PUMPKIN 

ANIMAGI ACTORS PLAYING IN THE LION KING SO THERE ARE ACTUAL LIONS ONSTAGE

ALADDIN’S FLYING CARPET ACTUALLY FLYING

ELPHABA GETTING ON A REAL BROOM AND FLYING AROUND THE THEATRE SINGING DEFYING GRAVITY

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

yzma:

casparlee:

For my future wife.

if my man proposed with this ring i’d be gone so fast the sonic boom would knock the ring into the gutter where it belongs

yzma:

casparlee:

For my future wife.

if my man proposed with this ring i’d be gone so fast the sonic boom would knock the ring into the gutter where it belongs

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway