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Renner is my spirit animal.

clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

i know the spot isn’t really that bad btw i was just joking! i’m sure your face is beautiful whatever skin type you have.

ahhleeseeya:

JOHN GREEN MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER

rena-librarian:

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe


As a 28-year-old, I would KILL to have $2k a month to pay my bills, holy shit. Dream big, kids.

rena-librarian:

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

As a 28-year-old, I would KILL to have $2k a month to pay my bills, holy shit. Dream big, kids.

honeyyoushouldseemeina-mankini:

*distant middle school voices* INK POISONING

honeyyoushouldseemeina-mankini:

*distant middle school voices* INK POISONING

days-with-day:

my parents said to go to bed early

it is early

in the morning

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down-the-youtube-rabbithole:

this man is unbelievable

down-the-youtube-rabbithole:

this man is unbelievable

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

prozd:

cherrizard:

when someone tells you about how much they love a character that dies later on

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yeah…..they’re…..great…….

pantherwhales-spout:

izziesworldofizzie:

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

"we have incompatible genitals" is now my favorite excuse.

dippyeggs:

ah yes summer time for shorts

*unsticks thighs from plastic chair*

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this.