ricksanscrotum:

I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”

LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE

ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY

Can girls pee when they're on their periods?
Anonymous

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

snapslikethis:


Just look at all of their faces individually

all i can see is james potter, kingsley shacklebolt, and sirius black high fiving in an ootp meeting 
help

snapslikethis:

Just look at all of their faces individually

all i can see is james potter, kingsley shacklebolt, and sirius black high fiving in an ootp meeting 

help

cockend:

The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)

This is fucking Rad

not-all-mages:

jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

this stupid fucker almost got some one’s father killed because he was a pathetic loser
amazing have fun in jail you piece of shit

not-all-mages:

jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

this stupid fucker almost got some one’s father killed because he was a pathetic loser

amazing have fun in jail you piece of shit

prayforprada:

STAWP

prayforprada:

STAWP

sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

image

bitchesaloud:

me when my crush talks to me

bitchesaloud:

me when my crush talks to me

me: where do you live?
vegan: I'm a vegan

wtfhistory:

sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

image

Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

We found the Rosetta Stone just for this moment.

snapchatting:

i’m a guy and i HATE IT when girls formulate a coup, take control of the Dai Li and invade the Earth Kingdom capital of Ba Sing Se

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY